markhylander:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

chvrizard:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savour Jesus Christ?


Did you spell savor in British style to make savour? “Mmm yes Martha, excellent job on the messiah marinade.”
godmoves:

one step at a time.
Just layin around in cook pants